Chee: I got your message about Shaquille’s post-game conference, and I’m a little sad that I missed it. The big guy’s career is almost done, but there’a s bright spot, he’s the only guy who can challenge Barkley for funniest athlete-turned-sports pundit crown. Here’s a sample of Shaq’s one-liners (if only he had dropped these gems as Shaq-Fu)
1.) Me shooting 40% at the foul line is just God’s way to say nobody’s perfect.
2.) I started out as a young Ninja and killed all of the Shoguns. I am a Shogun now and I’m holding my spot. There probably won’t be another Shogun after this.
3.) David Stern should get with the mothers of the NBA and let the moms decide what the dress code should be. I asked my mother if I could wear a chain, and she told me yeah. So I do stuff that my parents allow me to do.
4.) I’m tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money. I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.